Trophy ideas

While we wait, I thought we could come up with some trophies that you either think will be included, would like to see included, or just think are funny. I know there are some people who are anti-trophy, but obviously a PS3 release will have them. So I just thought it'd be fun to kick around some ideas for things that will be included. I'll start:

Make the Goers Goners
Win the Luca blitzball tournament

Built Like an Aurochs
Win first place in 10 blitzball tournaments without changing the Aurochs' lineup

A Test of Patience
Successfully dodge lightning enough times to gain the necessary sigil for Lulu's ultimate weapon (I don't actually remember the name, since I never got it)

Ym prat sycdan
Gain complete fluency in the Al Bhed language
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"I will stab him in the FOREHEAD with my FINGERNAIL. Divine retribution!" -Egbert Aethelbald

Well damn, I didn't realize this topic had been done already. But oh well, since there's very little else to talk about I'll keep this topic open in case anyone else feels like jumping in. And I'll add two more:

Xenophile
Win a game of blitzball with a lineup that includes at least one player from every race

Oh Captain, My Captain
Finish a blitzball league season with Wakka as the leading scorer
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"I will stab him in the FOREHEAD with my FINGERNAIL. Divine retribution!" -Egbert Aethelbald