Welcome to the Hotel Fire Emblem!

Welcome all, to our 5 star luxury resort, come in and enjoy your stay as we wait patiently, or impatiently for the US or EU. We have all the basic amenities. We have rooms available for everyone, and suites on the top floor for our more discerning guests. We have three Olympic-sized swimming pools, a full gym and sauna, complete with personal trainers.

When you book with us, you will arrive in the beautiful land of Iris. Our current guests include many of the cast of Fire Emblem: Awakening, and all of those who came before. So come on in, and enjoy your stay in this nail biting wait.

you can check out any time you like, but you an never leave.
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It's like walking up to a girl you really like, going in for a kiss, only to get a casual punch to the face before the kiss.
- Notch

*Looks in the registry* She is in 1408. All of the women are on floors 14 and fifteen. All the hotel asks is that, if present, you leave your male genitalia with the elevator attendant.
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It's like walking up to a girl you really like, going in for a kiss, only to get a casual punch to the face before the kiss.
- Notch

*flips a page in the registry* Ahh, Liz actually hasn't checked in. Here comes prince Krom, mayhaps you can ask him where she is.
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It's like walking up to a girl you really like, going in for a kiss, only to get a casual punch to the face before the kiss.
- Notch

*Flips back to the previous page* Shes staying in 1415, but she spends most of her day at the northern pool
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It's like walking up to a girl you really like, going in for a kiss, only to get a casual punch to the face before the kiss.
- Notch

Paladin_Light posted...

Weres Paris room? He order me to give him 20 pounds of meat.

Paris isn't scheduled to arrive for another week, but you can bring it to him through the otherworldly gate we had assembled on the top floor.
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It's like walking up to a girl you really like, going in for a kiss, only to get a casual punch to the face before the kiss.
- Notch

azn_boy150 posted...

you can check out any time you like, but you an never leave.

What do you mean we can never leave? Are we trapped in here?!

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device
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It's like walking up to a girl you really like, going in for a kiss, only to get a casual punch to the face before the kiss.
- Notch

azn_boy150 posted...

earthmaster3 posted...

azn_boy150 posted...

you can check out any time you like, but you an never leave.

What do you mean we can never leave? Are we trapped in here?!

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device

NOOOOO!!!!! Must make it to the Otherworldly Gate! It's the only way to get out of here!

"Relax" said the nightman, "We are programmed to receive"
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It's like walking up to a girl you really like, going in for a kiss, only to get a casual punch to the face before the kiss.
- Notch

Paladin_Light posted...

Can we check out if were sick?

As I said, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
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It's like walking up to a girl you really like, going in for a kiss, only to get a casual punch to the face before the kiss.
- Notch