Questions you've ALWAYS wanted to ask...but are too embarrassed...
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Apr 7, 2012 7:56 am GMT
They look like feet of a normal midget.
Why does Daisy act sexual and trys to have sex with Luigi when they are alone in Mario's house?
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Apr 7, 2012 8:12 am GMT
because she feels lonely.
is Lubba a player?
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Apr 7, 2012 1:33 pm GMT
Of course he's a player! Did you notice his personality in Galaxy 2? He's got that swagger!
What would cause Mario to call Peach a...uh..."witch"?
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Apr 7, 2012 1:58 pm GMT
XxDiculousxX posted...
Of course he's a player! Did you notice his personality in Galaxy 2? He's got that swagger!
What would cause Mario to call Peach a...uh..."witch"?
using all his shrooms before pay day.
how much blood and guts does mario clean from his shoes after a day of goomba and koopa smashing?
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Apr 7, 2012 3:25 pm GMT
None since Goomba, Koopa, and the other enemies Mario stomp don't bleed at all nor are their gut sticking to Mario feet. Perhaps the enemies Mario face has no blood in their body due to being part of an alien race
How was Bowser married to before so that he can have kids; a koopa or a human princess?
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Apr 8, 2012 2:57 am GMT
Another Koopa. Her name was Bertha. Bowser and Bertha sitting in a tree...
It will all be explained in Super Mario Galaxy 3.
Where does Mario store all the coins he collects? Maybe I don't wanna know...
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Apr 8, 2012 4:36 am GMT
XxDiculousxX posted...
Another Koopa. Her name was Bertha. Bowser and Bertha sitting in a tree...
It will all be explained in Super Mario Galaxy 3.
Where does Mario store all the coins he collects? Maybe I don't wanna know...
In a giant wallet that Link lent him.
Why does Mario lose his hat when he turns small?
Apr 8, 2012 6:30 pm GMT
wiiking96 posted...
XxDiculousxX posted...
Another Koopa. Her name was Bertha. Bowser and Bertha sitting in a tree...
It will all be explained in Super Mario Galaxy 3.
Where does Mario store all the coins he collects? Maybe I don't wanna know...
In a giant wallet that Link lent him.
Why does Mario lose his hat when he turns small?
mario grows too small for the hat.
which came first the yoshi or the egg?
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Apr 9, 2012 9:40 am GMT
^Your question broke the topic. Congratulations =/
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Apr 9, 2012 10:45 am GMT
how so?
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Apr 9, 2012 11:02 am GMT
I'm too frightened to answer the question.
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Apr 9, 2012 2:01 pm GMT
XxDiculousxX posted...
I'm too frightened to answer the question.
I think I might know. Although, if this is true, then I could understand why you wouldn't want to say it. Actually, a Koopa came first. He was tortured and thrown into a pot, that had curry and was fueled with the power of Kamek's wand. After a swish here and a swosh there from Kamek's spatula, he accidentally turned the poor Koopa into an egg. Then Kamek, curious of this turn of events, began to sit on said egg until it hatched into a green dinosaur. Even more confused, he tries this same approach but with a yellow-shelled Koopa instead. Yep, out comes Yellow Yoshi. Foolishly, he does this with more Koopas and suddenly, the place is overrun with Yoshis who just love eating. And then Kamek realizes the weirdest thing: Whenever Yoshi ate an enemy, that enemy turns into an egg, too! The Yoshis must all have the power that was unleashed from Kamek's wand! Then the Yoshis fled the castle, and went off to explore the area.
Apr 9, 2012 6:42 pm GMT
^bravo
is wario good or bad
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Apr 10, 2012 4:40 am GMT
Well done Tortus! I was in fact too embarrassed to spell it out like that.
Wario is neither good or bad. He is shad (shy and sad).
Judging from her personality...which zodiac sign is Peach?
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Apr 13, 2012 8:22 am GMT
No one?
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Apr 13, 2012 2:07 pm GMT
XxDiculousxX posted...
No one?
I'd probably say Virgo, as that's apparently "The Maiden" and Peach can't seem to help getting kidnapped. However, this may be an attention-seeking tactic as she knows that Mario normally comes to save her.
On that topic, do you think Peach has evet considered moving so as it would take longer for Bowser to find her? After all, he knows where she lives and she likes staying inside her castle.
Apr 13, 2012 5:39 pm GMT
No, Bowser has a GPS.
I have three:
Why do Boos always stick out their tongue when attacking?
What does Mario ever do when he brings Peach home?
Why weren't Lakitus in Super Mario 3D Land?
Apr 13, 2012 9:27 pm GMT
bensmithuser posted...
No, Bowser has a GPS.
I have three:
Why do Boos always stick out their tongue when attacking?
They're actually the ghosts of the Pokemon Lickitung.
What does Mario ever do when he brings Peach home?
Luigi doesn't understand the concept of the sock on the door. After numerous attempts at 'activities' and being continually interrupted, they gave up and instead now play 3-player NSMBW with Luigi. Mario and Peach team up and continually 'accidentally' kill Luigi to vent their frustration.
Why weren't Lakitus in Super Mario 3D Land?
Lakitus were actually critically endangered at the time. They are known to be highly attracted to large areas of grey surfaces (hence their continual appearances in Mario Kart games), but this also means that they loiter around airports. They are also known to fly at the same height that a jet turbine is suspended at... This, paired with 'Death by Italian', lead to them becoming near extinct. A Lakitu sanctuary was set up (a 50 square mile empty car park was built next to Ayer's Rock in Australia) and the population is beginning to bounce back, being classified as 'endangered'. A select few appeared in Mario Kart 7 so that tradition wasn't broken. It's a low-risk environment anyway (no planes or insane Italians hell-bent on their deaths).
Do Stingbies (the bees in SM3DL) produce honey? If so, is it a viable source of food?
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Apr 13, 2012 10:45 pm GMT
^Mr. Clever over here =)
No, they don't produce honey so much as they produce rainbows and lollipops. While not a viable source of food...a viable source of "who the whaty how with huh".
If Mario can do every other kind of jump known to man...why can't he do a freakin' mid air jump?
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Apr 14, 2012 5:37 pm GMT
You don't want to know.
How do Lumas eat Star Bits if they don't have mouths?
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