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Apr 16, 2012 8:12 pm GMT
bensmithuser posted...
Bowser wants to call Peach Screamy Pinky.
What's up with the Fuzzies looking like they were in NSMBWII except the furball was black nowdays?
It was designed that way.
Why does Luigi like riding Yoshi?
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Apr 16, 2012 8:57 pm GMT
*gives weege luigi's counselors Friend Code*
He will answer this question about Luigi's... certain fetish.
will Luigi kill Mario with a baseball bat, a nightclub, or a Piko Piko hammer?
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Apr 17, 2012 4:31 am GMT
A night club. Luigi will push him into a group of dancing hot girls and he gets crushed and impaled under all their high heels.
Why are green shell koopas so suicidal; Always walking off ledges...
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Apr 17, 2012 4:41 am GMT
Green Koopa Troopas are the hipster version of the Red Koopa Troopa and it's all the rage amongst hipsters to walk off dangerously high ledges.
Why must the Mario Bros. Underground Theme and Overworld Theme both require three more frets than what I have on my ukulele? -_-
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Apr 17, 2012 8:44 am GMT
because Miyamoto wanted to challenge you.
How old is Bowser jr?
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Apr 17, 2012 1:10 pm GMT
Sorry if its already been posted.
My question is:
Does/has/will princess peach get stockholm syndrome?
Apr 17, 2012 11:37 pm GMT
Yes, because she can barely breath.
Should Bowser run for President?
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Volcano Arm...it's not gonna melt my hand off, is it?
Apr 18, 2012 2:06 am GMT
no. if he can't even keep Peach to himself, what makes you think he can take care of the US.
how old are the mario characters?
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Apr 18, 2012 2:30 am GMT
To answer your other question...Bowser Jr. is 28 years old.
Mario is about 17
Luigi is 7
Peach 45
Bowser 333
Toad 1437
Daisy 16
Link 21
Is it acceptable for a man to pause porn to play Smash Bros. Brawl with his cousins?
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Apr 18, 2012 2:58 am GMT
unacceptable!
What is Peach's secret recipe for her cake?
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Apr 18, 2012 8:42 am GMT
Tears.
When is the best time to sneak into a restroom for a Super Mario 3D Land session when you're on the clock?
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Apr 18, 2012 8:47 am GMT
afternoon, there are less people.
does Rosalina have a wii?
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Apr 18, 2012 8:55 am GMT
Yes but the only game she is willing to play on it is Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest.
What did the Mario Bros. think about the difficulty of Donkey Kong Country Returns???
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Apr 18, 2012 9:07 am GMT
they loved it. but luigi got pissed when doing mirror mode.
what shampoo does daisy use and would she let me smell her?
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Apr 18, 2012 9:37 am GMT
She uses Selsun Blue (terrible dandruff) and yes she would let you indulge in her fragrance only by signing a contract stating that you'll buy her $10,000 worth of jewelry every other year.
What kind of evil enables doughnut platforms to respawn?
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Apr 18, 2012 9:41 am GMT
the people who make frosting for said donuts.
If Bowser can't win peach over, then who does he think he could marry
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Apr 18, 2012 9:47 am GMT
He doesn't believe in marriage. He has commitment issues.
What evil enables Bowser to survive falling in lava countless times?
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Apr 18, 2012 9:53 am GMT
its a hobby of his.
does Yoshi clean apples before he eats them?
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Apr 18, 2012 10:03 am GMT
No, dirt and germs are his source of power.
Could Mario's awesomeness make 2 + 2 = 5?
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Apr 18, 2012 10:08 am GMT
no luigi would not allow it.
how long does daisy work out?
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