Super Mario 3D Land corrupt-a-wish
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Apr 15, 2012 11:23 am GMT
Granted but in the process they ground you from playing it so they play while you watch.
I wish Rosalina ate a frozen banana dipped in chocolate nice and slowly.
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BlitzCore
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Apr 15, 2012 1:23 pm GMT
Oh geez.
Granted but she has a paper bag over her head with a hole where her mouth would be. And it doesn't look hot at all. Not at all!
I wish hot girls fed me my favorite sweety treats while I attempted to beat the crown stage without using the tanooki suit and I "accidentally" keep losing lives...to prolong the feeding.
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Apr 15, 2012 2:10 pm GMT
granted but you choke and non of them know the hiemlich minuvre.
I wish Peach gave me a big hug and followed me everywhere.
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BlitzCore
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Apr 15, 2012 3:56 pm GMT
Granted but when she follows you, she steps on the back of your shoes every 10 seconds and over time this has a negative effect on your mentality and you back hand her causing all kinds of legal problems for you.
I wish on rainy days Peach held her umbrella over my head and told me random stories about totally meaningless things and I fake laugh to make her feel good.
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Apr 15, 2012 4:02 pm GMT
Loving how this topic digressed to everyone's love lives. >_>
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I wish on rainy days Peach held her umbrella over my head and told me random stories about totally meaningless things and I fake laugh to make her feel good.
Granted but you end up fake laughing at the tale of her mother's suicide. She slaps you with gusto and you continue fake laughing like a madman.
I wish I could skip around my town with a bunch of Lumas, screaming out 'I'm Yours' by Jason Mraz and hugging strangers.
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Apr 15, 2012 4:51 pm GMT
granted but Rosalina finds out and grounds you and the Lumas for a year.
I wish Waluigi killed Luigi
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BlitzCore
[BLITZ]KRIEG.
Apr 16, 2012 1:45 am GMT
Granted but he is hired as an assassin and makes every Toad extinct.
I wish I would know what Bowser wanted to do with Peach for real.
Apr 16, 2012 1:57 am GMT
granted Bowser invites you to his castle. You hear that Peach is there too, so you decide to see where she is. However as you get close to Bowser's room, you hear odd noises. You open the door to see Bowser using pound on Peach over and over. He asks you to join in for.... a game of Pokemon.
I wish Bowser let me tour his castle.
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BlitzCore
[BLITZ]KRIEG.
Apr 16, 2012 2:14 am GMT
Granted, but you accidentally fall in his traps in which he forgets to talk about. And that trap was a Chain Chomp pit.
I wish that Super Mario 3D Land wouldn't be so much like the Super Mario Galaxy series.
Apr 16, 2012 2:16 am GMT
granted now everything is is like new super mario bros.
I wish Daisy got her own game.
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BlitzCore
[BLITZ]KRIEG.
Apr 16, 2012 8:41 am GMT
Granted. I hope you enjoy "Daisy Solitaire". Hahahahehehaha!
I wish hot girls used tai chi on me in a sexy way every time I beat them in a round of Smash Bros. Melee.
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Apr 16, 2012 8:54 am GMT
granted but they get confused and actually make chai tea. careful its piping hot!
I wish Daisy let me feel her muscles and she lifts me every time.
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BlitzCore
[BLITZ]KRIEG.
Apr 16, 2012 9:04 am GMT
Granted but this happens in a strip club and there's a no touching policy and the bouncers beat you to within an inch of your life and Daisy hates you for getting your blood on her beautiful muscles. For all time by the way.
I wish Mario said things like "Gleep Glop" and "Kickapow" instead of "Yaaahooo" all the time.
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Apr 16, 2012 9:06 am GMT
granted he is in a robot suit and rusts.
I wish Toad was badass like in the super mario bros super show.
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BlitzCore
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Apr 16, 2012 9:15 am GMT
Granted but things go too far and he gets fired and he is replaced by an aggressive walrus.
I wish every Halloween 2 hot girls dressed up as Mario and Luigi and I dressed up as Peach and we all ran around my living room yelling obscenities.
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Apr 16, 2012 9:21 am GMT
granted but one of them trips and you trip as well.
I wish Daisy and I went on an Indiana Jones adventure.
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BlitzCore
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Apr 16, 2012 9:31 am GMT
Granted but when that dang boulder chases you two, I'm only able to save Daisy because you were too heavy from eating hot pockets prior to the adventure. And then me and Daisy have 3 kids named Phillipe, Jon, and Cream.
I wish Mario was my boss and gave me mushrooms (the green ones) whenever I pleased him.
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Apr 16, 2012 9:38 am GMT
granted they are used for cooking but do not give you an extra life.
I wish Peach knew karate
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BlitzCore
[BLITZ]KRIEG.
Apr 16, 2012 9:43 am GMT
Granted but she becomes too muscular and doesn't look womanly anymore. Gross. And she decides to shave her head for some reason.
I wish I could spar with Bowser every night before bed.
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Apr 16, 2012 9:46 am GMT
granted your so called sparring is Bowser using "pound and "hydro pump" on you each time so he decides to sleep with you.
I wish Rosalina wore a suit.
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BlitzCore
[BLITZ]KRIEG.
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