Super Mario 3D Land corrupt-a-wish
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Apr 19, 2012 5:12 pm GMT
granted now Bowser is angry at you for causing a time parodox.
I wish I could control space.
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BlitzCore
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Apr 19, 2012 6:04 pm GMT
Granted. Have fun controlling the space between words =)
I wish Mario was a flavor and not a fictional character. I want mario ice cream please!
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Apr 19, 2012 9:38 pm GMT
Granted. Mario's bloody flesh is mixed in with vanilla ice-cream. OM NOM NOM.
I wish that Mario had a tamed Chain Chomp that he could use in the next Mario game.
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Awesomesauce, there's awesomesauce everywhere!
Apr 20, 2012 3:31 am GMT
Granted but to maintain tameness, it has to snack on your coin stash at all times meaning you can never enjoy the plethora of goodies that your coins can buy for you. And they're GOOD goodies too.
I wish my gym bag became sentient and gave me tips throughout the day on how to do Mario's amazing jumps.
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Apr 20, 2012 5:20 am GMT
granted but while you are training you paralyze yourself and Mario laughes at you for copying him.
I wish Daisy went to school with me, you konw just there for suport or telling answers.
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BlitzCore
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Apr 20, 2012 9:05 am GMT
Granted but she's secretly a teacher undercover and you're sent to prison for 37 years and worse...she hates you for ALL time!
I wish Mario knew who was controlling him during his games...so he could fall in love with him...
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Apr 20, 2012 9:09 am GMT
granted he falls in love you with and cheats on everyone who plays as him, including you.
I wish Mario talked more.
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BlitzCore
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Apr 20, 2012 9:13 am GMT
Granted but he stops his video game hero career and starts his own talk show. Yuck!
I wish hot girls let me join their Mario Madness club as their only male member. And I'm the first man they've seen in a looooong time so...
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Apr 20, 2012 9:16 am GMT
granted they dress you up as Mario, bake you a cake and send you off to fight the real Bowser good luck!
I wish Toad wasn't so useless
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BlitzCore
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Apr 20, 2012 9:50 am GMT
Granted. Now you have to find him 10 separate times and answer a trivia question in EVERY level before you can advance. And if you get a question wrong the game pauses for 10 minutes. Useful enough for you?
I wish hot girls tickled me savagely every time I "accidentally" jumped on Toad's head for fun in Super Mario Galaxy 2.
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Apr 20, 2012 9:52 am GMT
granted they tickle you so much that you wet your pants, they then leave laughing at you for all time!
I wish Daisy at a bean burrito with ghost peppers.
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BlitzCore
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Apr 20, 2012 9:58 am GMT
Granted but I don't understand the wish so everything you desired from the wish self-destructed.
I wish Wario self-destructed.
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Apr 20, 2012 9:59 am GMT
granted his gas kills you.
I wish Peach made brunch.
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Apr 20, 2012 4:15 pm GMT
Granted but it's nothing substantial. Just fruit salad and yogurt.
I wish hot girls were forced to groom me until I collected all the green stars in Super Mario Galaxy 2. Only collecting 1 star every week.
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Apr 20, 2012 5:38 pm GMT
granted they accidentally cut off all your hair.
I wish Daisy had to pay for my "services"
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BlitzCore
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Apr 21, 2012 2:28 am GMT
Wow...
Granted but she becomes resentful of your money-hungry attitude and spits in your food every chance she gets.
If Link is the hero of time then what is Mario the hero of?
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Apr 21, 2012 4:22 am GMT
the mushroom kingdom
I wish Bowser wasn't so big.
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BlitzCore
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Apr 21, 2012 9:54 am GMT
Skatz95 posted...
the mushroom kingdom
I wish Bowser wasn't so big.
Granted he is so small he never appears in a game again
I wish Wario was playable
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Apr 21, 2012 4:07 pm GMT
Granted but he can't jump, making for an incredibly frustrating game.
I wish my boss got hit with Mario's punch-punch-kick combo repeatedly then fell in a lava pit and then a glitch happens where everything repeats for hours and hours.
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Apr 21, 2012 4:44 pm GMT
granted, you get death row, along with mario.
I wish hot girls let me use them as pillows when its bedtime.
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BlitzCore
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