• 11Jul 09

  the ColdBlog no.2

  It's true, and it's annoying. It's become almost a law! With the sole exception of Majora's Mask, the only true updade to any Legend of Zelda made afterOcarina of Timewere completely identical. There's always a collection element, a second form element, and a triangular ultimate prize, not to mention Ganondorf and the master sword. (Sure, Minish woods made the four sword, zant and a duck for a hat, but those are just names... And ducks.) Oh sure, it's a winning formula, but even winning formulaas get old. I don't really want to travel to such locations as Death Mountain, Hyrule town, and Lake Hylia in search ofsome green-skinned, orange-haired dickhellbent on finding three gold polygons, and save a princess in pink, hopin' for some poontang. Know what it is? Nintendo is afraid of flopping. They don't want to fall flat if they create a new locale or a different race, but they can't do much worse than gender confusion. Who knows? Legend of zelda Wii way stray off the (very) beaten path and make the first worth-playing LoZ game in 11 years.

  • Posted Jul 11, 2009 3:06 pm GMT
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• 11Jul 09

  the ColdBlog, no.1

  I just dug out my N64but I only have 2 working games: Knockout kings 2000 and LoZ OoT... I love those games. Sure makes me sad that the game is so old, though. But it's alright, cuz all the zelda games after that one were just remakes! lawl its true

  • Posted Jul 11, 2009 2:46 pm GMT
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