B1tch Get Hunked

For those of you that don't know that's the single greatest gaming journalist of all time: Jeff Gertsmann rapping. Now some of you can say he's a sh1tty writer, he has lame opinions(RE 4 is amazing Jeff), and that sometimes he likes some bad games(really Jeff? syndicate?), but um can your favorite Journalist in anything Rap? I didn't think so.

Foolz3h can't rap. I've read some of his user reviews.

TOM TOWERS METHOD THIS TIME WITH MY VOICE

So I shall continue to pimp out our GUFU yourself stuff here, and since I gotta do that I figure I should do some form of entertaining while I do it no? Some of you are gonna mention that I should not quit my day job for a singing career, others will question the fascination with that name, others will say things I will ignore. Personally I don't give a f*ck.

Here's the following

Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Review

Justified Season 4 Premiere and "Where's Waldo" review

Clearly those 2 come with spoilers, but hey I'll get around to game stuff...eventually. Here's Justin's opinions Spec Ops The Line.

JUSTINS SPEC OPS ARTICLE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY READ.

We also gotta a podcast coming up, and as soon as Justin proof reads(and then proceeds edit) my Homeland Season 2 review I can get to going on some other stuff. I was gonna do my thoughts on Parks and Recreations, but I'd rather wait till the end of the season since I'd rather do all the episodes instead of just picking up half way. Might gladly rip into American Horror Story Asylum pretty soon though.

DAMN IT RAY LEWIS



Listen I love Ray Lewis the football player. He was and is still an amazing player, a hall of famer, a living legend, all that lovely sh1t. But f*ck you and your ravens for winning and getting to the superbowl. NOw for the next 2 f*cking weeks anytime I turn on anything that has anything to do with Sports I gotta hear about you and your sh1t. Your last game, your last chance, the harbaughs, the Ray Lewis gospel of how God is amazing.

Listen I have no problem with anyone and their faith. My soon to be wife is a superior religious b1tch, but there is a time and a place for when I tolerate this stuff. With Liz it's because p*ssy as a necessity in my life. In football however I would love to enjoy hearing about the big guy upstairs as much as possible.

Plus your stupid ravens cost me Manning vs Brady, and now there is this awful possibly that a filthy, disgusting, bottom feeding, cellar dweller piece of crap New Jersey born scumbag known as Joe Flacco will win the superbowl this year? In an era where it's felt like only great QBs have been winning. How dare you almost ruin the game for me like this? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

Seriously Go 49ers, on the plus side I LOVE how he says No weapon >

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Seriously? If I was a ravens fan, anytime they made a big play all I would be screaming is NO WEAPON. NO WEAPON AGAINST US CAN PROSPER. NO WEAPON. Dear San Fran, please kick their ass

LIZ IS A B1TCH

Anyway I got nothing much beyond that. My car still needs a bumper, I forgot if I posted this hear.

So I got into a wreck 2 weeks ago on wednesday, well more like a hit and run. I did this crazy thing where I actually stopped at a red light, and I was in the turning lane, and it was no right on red. So the big dump truck on my outside instead of going straight when his light went green thought it was cool to make a right turn. There was obviously not enough room for the back of his big ass truck, and the front of my car. So now my car has no bumper on top of a whole lot of front end damage.

I've been stuck without a car, and needing to get rides from everyone else. Luckily my lovely soon to be wife is there for me in my time of need. Not with car rides, no never that. But with plenty of jokes.

I got stuck going shopping with her the other day, and because I was walking to the wrong car she had the nerve to say sh1t like

"No babe, my car is the one with the bumper"....like that's not even funny? That's just cruel ;_;

Anyway f*ck that b1tch. Here's some russian love while I call in sick from work because f*ck it.







Anyway I'm out. Peace.