I would like to say that action figure comment was uncalled for. I have been laid multiple times a month sometimes quite a few during the week. And I soon will be getting my second glass shelving unit filled with action figures. But I am guilty for most of the stuff you listed off.
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Time for me to piss off "teh hardcorz" by defending a "baby game" or "game that's ruining our sacred hobby" just like Angry Birds, Wii Sports, etc. I will admit there's some "evil casual" games I like such as some of those evil Wii games. All too often people like to hate on games simply because they don't appeal to their personal tastes and are popular with other folks going back to the TV Trope of "It's popular therefore it sucks." And I see a lot of you that do that. I'm waiting to see how long it takes for Minecraft to become "overated" given it's boom in populairity.
But back to Skylanders or rather Skylanders Giants. As I said my friend won the game in some online raffle he did and since he already bought the PS3 "Portal Master Pack" (basically a cheaper pack for those who already had the first game that just as the disc and Tree Rex the Giant figurine), he handed it off to me. As I said in my blog last year where I experienced the first Skylanders, it was an intellectual curiosity for me. Whenever there's a game that comes out that is super super popular, I want to experience it just to see what the fuss is. I did this with Wii Sports, Wii Fit, Nintendogs, World of Warcraft, Angry Birds, etc. I have yet to try the demo of Mincraft. It's on my to-do list. And my experience with the first Skylanders was brief but enough to see the appeal.
Of course as been the case with this gaming generation the "hardcore gamers" always get their panties in a knot when a game comes out that appeals to an audience other than them, it's not enough to simply ignore and not buy the game, they have to complain constantly about how it's "ruining" everything despite never playing the game. So what I'm going to do is essentially go through every argument I hear regarding this and making a counter argument to show how silly it all is.
"They're killing Spyro!!" Ok "Spyro fans" when was the last time you actually gave a sh-- about the purple dragon who was once a PS1 mascot that Insomniac left behind for the Lombax and Chimera? Pretty much all post PS1 Spyro games were medicore at best. Yes I know now that you see some kid talking about how he loves Spyro in Skylanders and a part of you dies inside but I think this goes back to a blog I read about "Other people like it so I don't now." refering to the hoopla over both the new Tomb Raider's multiplayer and Bayonetta 2 being a WiiU exclusive of how we like something until it does something we don't like then we pout. I also think it's jealousy of the fact that Spyro's more popular now than he ever was on the PS1. Have you see the insane amount of Skylander merchandise out there now? And Spyros on most of it. This is the same as Nintendo fans all butt hurt because they would've rather Nintendo went third party like Sega then "sell out" to the mainstream crowd to remain in the console market. To which I say GROW THE F--- UP!!
"It's just a marketing tool to get kids to buy cheap pieces of plastic." Fair enough. But how many of you did the following.
- Bought 2 essentially identical Pokemon games in order to "catch them all?"
- Have a closet of Guitar Hero/Rock Band instruments piled up?
- Spend $60 a year for something everyone else gets for free....Xbox fans who still try to justify this?
- Bought Doritios and Mountain Dew to level up?
- Have a PSN+ subscription (raises hand)
- Have various plastic figurines/actions figures of favorite video game characters doing nothing aside from collecting dust and assuring you never get laid?
We are just as guilty as spending money on gaming stuff that we really didn't need or stopped using after a few times. The game industry is a business and a businesses exist primarily to make money. How much do we spend on DLC to get those extra maps, costumes, etc.? Most kids don't have credit cards for DLC and Activison found a way to compensate.
"I'm a parent and Skylanders is costing me money!!" Here's a brillant idea, next time your kid's at the store begging for another figure, just say "no." Or do what my friend does, when his daughter has a good report card or does her chores or whatever, he rewards her wtih a Skylander figure or sometimes a 3 pk depending. Or is this just making your child happy taking funds from the next FPS you wanted? Newsflash: kids are expensive. You think buying them toys is bad? Wait till you send them to college. I'm personally glad a company other than Nintendo is actually making somewhat of an effort to make a decent game for kids. I'd rather my kid play Skylanders than some crappy piece of lisenced shlock.
Also here's a quick rundown of what is actuallly required for Skylanders:
- The story mode can be beaten with the starter set.
- If you want to find all the areas you only need one of each element which there are 8.
- This means there's no reason to buy additional figures if all you want to do is play the story mode.
- Now additional figures do unlock additional heroic challenges and battle modes but that's it so there's no need to buy every figure in existence.
"It's a stupid baby game!!" Just like Mario and Pokemon and Kirby, hated by those who think the M rating means "quality." Most of us are intellegent enough to know that a game's rating is not a indicator of quality. There are excellent E rated games out there and horrid M rated games. But after spending time with at least Giants, it's actually challenging at times. I set the difficulty to hard and around bout the 4th level I was dying. The trick is when one character gets low on health you can swap it out for another.
And if the story mode feels too easy there's going back to stages to get the "find all the stuff" "finish in a set time" challenges as well as the Heroic/Arena challenges. Surprising amount of content actually. I'll get into that more when I get around to reviewing the game.
But guys, this isnt' going away any time soon. You know Activision will milk it for all they can and then there's this...
http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/c09sfc/disney-infinity-debut-trailer
Basically Skylanders
isney Edition and I am still convinced it's only a matter of time before Nintendo does this with Pokemon and makes all the money in the world. Look I'm not saying everyone go out and buy this game because it's the greatest thing ever but just get over it. It's like anything if you don't like it, don't play it and it won't affect your life aside from having to see it on the shelf at the game store.
Also those of you waiting on my "Top Five Worst MK Clones." I'm still doing the research cause there's a lot of them out there. Thanks for your patience.



